Why So Many People Think Floating Isn't for Them

"I can't sit still."

 "I'm claustrophobic."

 "I can't turn my brain off."

 "It sounds weird."

 "It sounds boring."

 "I'm not getting naked."

"Isn't that just a giant bathtub full of strangers?"

 "Isn't floating just another wellness trend that promises everything and delivers nothing?"